Read Turkey Proudfoot in "Half Wrong"
It was no wonder that Turkey Proudfoot was angry. Everybody in the farmyard was laughing and looking his way or so it seemed to him.Since he couldn't see any joke, he decided to leave his silly neighbors and go off into the fields where he could be alone. So he walked slowly away, holding his head high and stepping in his most elegant manner.To his great disgust peals of laughter followed him....